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Monday, February 06, 2006
Sinner of the Day #214 Seems like everybody's whipping it out lately. At Arizona State University, one poor 18-year-old sap, possibly lonesome and homesick during his first year away, sought solace in the fast internet connection of the library stacks. Apparently their dorms aren't properly wired.
And should i ever get a pornographic tattoo like Peta Bull did, I won't complain when the airline stewardess asks me to cover it. Au contraire, in public I'd likely keep it concealed, since
1. Some people its better not to turn on
2. It's probably not a turn-on anyway
3. My turn-ons are private, and none of my brother-in-law's business
4. I won't force it upon other people's children to endure The Talk
5. I'd really rather nobody find out how drunk I got that night.
That said, the tattoo looks relatively tame. Tackiness only feels like a crime.
Give yourself a hand!
And lest they be left out of the fun, German soccer hooligans, needing to get a message to their rival, chose to wave giant inflatable willies. How does this get organized? Where can I find a giant inflatable willie? I mean, not for any purpose, just ... how do hundreds of fans all arrive at the stadium with inflatable willies? It doesn't seem the sort of item one would find a tthe club shop.
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My Profile, at least, the not-so-interesting parts I'm willing to confess to
 Sinners Unite!When I was a lass of five, a nun told me that in order to get into heaven I had to be absolutely perfect--a saint. So I better start trying, she implied. Fuck that shit. I dedicate this small piece of the web to celebrating sinners, the more unabashed the better, who bravely row against the current of religious tyranny. I meant it to be daily, but it's harder than you'd think to find quality sinners. They should ideally be non-repentent, shameless, proud. If the powers that be are trying to ban them, all the better. But I'd like to add that I'm not looking for assholes either. Sin and sincerity go together well, and sinfulness and sweetness are not mutually exclusive, as anyone who's ever had a Vosges truffle well knows. And piety's such a bore! So leave your sanctimony at the door, and nominate some A-plus sinners!
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