Sinners Unite!

When I was a lass of five, a nun told me that in order to get into heaven I had to be absolutely perfect--a saint. So I better start trying, she implied.

Fuck that shit. I dedicate this small piece of the web to celebrating sinners, the more unabashed the better, who bravely row against the current of religious tyranny. I meant it to be daily, but it's harder than you'd think to find quality sinners. They should ideally be non-repentent, shameless, proud. If the powers that be are trying to ban them, all the better. But I'd like to add that I'm not looking for assholes either. Sin and sincerity go together well, and sinfulness and sweetness are not mutually exclusive, as anyone who's ever had a Vosges truffle well knows. And piety's such a bore! So leave your sanctimony at the door, and nominate some A-plus sinners!