|
Monday, May 15, 2006
Meet me here. We're waiting. 
Posted at 02:12 pm by LadyPenelope
Permalink
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Too busy to sin. Sort of.
Come Join us at Fat Jerry!
Right now I'm busy setting up a new community blog to replace an old community blog, so I'm not quite around as much as I was. Never fear. Sinner of the Day will return, just not tomorrow.
And if you like sharing random links and debating the latest headlines with funny irreverent people who spend way too much time at the movies, reading in their hammocks, and consuming ungodly amounts of gin, join us.
Posted at 04:34 pm by LadyPenelope
Permalink
Monday, February 13, 2006
At least I don't have to shovel
Sinner of the Day #216 Ah yesterday was beautiful, wasn't it? But now it is the day after the blizzard. Slush puddles at every crosswalk. I've fallen on my ass three times and I have a painful dark lump on my backside. Don't let appearances deceive you: snow is the blackest of evils.
The Blizzard of ... 2005. Add one year and 20 inches.
Posted at 03:13 pm by LadyPenelope
Permalink
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Sinner of the Day #215 Apologies for the delays and absences of late: owing to outsourcing (India) at mycompany, we are getting laid off, all of us or most of us, the news changes every day. The severance package looks better every day too! Nonetheless, even as I muse over months of paid vacation, I feel I ought to attempt anyway to retain employment, or at least make money on overtime, so I've not had as much time.
Anyway, to today's sinner: Mr. Humboldt. You are very cute and are probably capable of seducing suitors of all sorts. Well, of all penguin sorts--you're not quite my type. We're not asking that you give up your gayness. We're proud of you, really. It's just that the survival of your species depends on you right now. Can't you at least get really drunk and dally with a hen? We'll post a picture of your special friend on the wall if it helps. If you don't like it, that's fine. We never have to go there again.
Out and proud
I'm not asking you to do anything I haven't done myself. Turns out I'm straight, but at least now I know, Mr. Humboldt, and from experience. Open minds, Mr. Humboldt, open minds.
Posted at 05:08 pm by LadyPenelope
Permalink
Monday, February 06, 2006
Sinner of the Day #214 Seems like everybody's whipping it out lately. At Arizona State University, one poor 18-year-old sap, possibly lonesome and homesick during his first year away, sought solace in the fast internet connection of the library stacks. Apparently their dorms aren't properly wired.
And should i ever get a pornographic tattoo like Peta Bull did, I won't complain when the airline stewardess asks me to cover it. Au contraire, in public I'd likely keep it concealed, since
1. Some people its better not to turn on
2. It's probably not a turn-on anyway
3. My turn-ons are private, and none of my brother-in-law's business
4. I won't force it upon other people's children to endure The Talk
5. I'd really rather nobody find out how drunk I got that night.
That said, the tattoo looks relatively tame. Tackiness only feels like a crime.
Give yourself a hand!
And lest they be left out of the fun, German soccer hooligans, needing to get a message to their rival, chose to wave giant inflatable willies. How does this get organized? Where can I find a giant inflatable willie? I mean, not for any purpose, just ... how do hundreds of fans all arrive at the stadium with inflatable willies? It doesn't seem the sort of item one would find a tthe club shop.
Posted at 09:02 pm by LadyPenelope
Permalink
|
|
|
My Profile, at least, the not-so-interesting parts I'm willing to confess to
 Sinners Unite!When I was a lass of five, a nun told me that in order to get into heaven I had to be absolutely perfect--a saint. So I better start trying, she implied. Fuck that shit. I dedicate this small piece of the web to celebrating sinners, the more unabashed the better, who bravely row against the current of religious tyranny. I meant it to be daily, but it's harder than you'd think to find quality sinners. They should ideally be non-repentent, shameless, proud. If the powers that be are trying to ban them, all the better. But I'd like to add that I'm not looking for assholes either. Sin and sincerity go together well, and sinfulness and sweetness are not mutually exclusive, as anyone who's ever had a Vosges truffle well knows. And piety's such a bore! So leave your sanctimony at the door, and nominate some A-plus sinners!
| |
