Sinner of the Day #214
Seems like everybody's whipping it out lately. At Arizona State University, one poor 18-year-old sap, possibly lonesome and homesick during his first year away, sought solace in the fast internet connection of the library stacks. Apparently their dorms aren't properly wired.And should i ever get a pornographic tattoo like Peta Bull did, I won't complain when the airline stewardess asks me to cover it. Au contraire, in public I'd likely keep it concealed, since
1. Some people its better not to turn on
2. It's probably not a turn-on anyway
3. My turn-ons are private, and none of my brother-in-law's business
4. I won't force it upon other people's children to endure The Talk
5. I'd really rather nobody find out how drunk I got that night.
That said, the tattoo looks relatively tame. Tackiness only feels like a crime.
Give yourself a hand!
And lest they be left out of the fun, German soccer hooligans, needing to get a message to their rival, chose to wave giant inflatable willies. How does this get organized? Where can I find a giant inflatable willie? I mean, not for any purpose, just ... how do hundreds of fans all arrive at the stadium with inflatable willies? It doesn't seem the sort of item one would find a tthe club shop.
