Entry: Swing! Thursday, February 09, 2006



Sinner of the Day #215

Apologies for the delays and absences of late:  owing to outsourcing (India) at mycompany, we are getting laid off, all of us or most of us, the news changes every day.  The severance package looks better every day too!  Nonetheless, even as I muse over months of paid vacation, I feel I ought to attempt anyway to retain employment, or at least make money on overtime, so I've not had as much time.

Anyway, to today's sinner: 
Mr. Humboldt.  You are very cute and are probably capable of seducing suitors of all sorts.  Well, of all penguin sorts--you're not quite my type.  We're not asking that you give up your gayness.  We're proud of you, really.  It's just that the survival of your species depends on you right now.  Can't you at least get really drunk and dally with a hen?  We'll post a picture of your special friend on the wall if it helps.  If you don't like it, that's fine.  We never have to go there again. 


Out and proud

I'm not asking you to do anything I haven't done myself.  Turns out I'm straight, but at least now I know, Mr. Humboldt, and from experience.  Open minds, Mr. Humboldt, open minds.

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November 29, 2007   02:47 AM PST
 
nice post!

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